I like this one more.
there is nothing happy about a town full of dreamies
i am obsessively talking to every single villager to see which
oNE OF YOU WILL MOVE AND BETRAY ME
And because of it, you put public works projects in areas you don’t want them to be in.
WELL DO I HAVE THE PERFECT SIGN BOARD PATTERN FOR YOU, BECAUSE I DO.
With this, now that pesky villager you always kept resetting for won’t move in that spot, regardless of putting that sign board there!
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